This is an epic battle for total control and domination. One is brains the other is brawn. One has tricks and strategy the other uses her cuteness for misdirection before she pounces. This may sounds like the most amazing claymation special or celebrity death match ever, but it is unfortunately the epic dilemma of our two dogs:
Harley Quinn
and
Hermione Granger
While I love them and they are my babies, there are times I have envisioned taking them to a nice farm somewhere and letting them terrorize some farm animals for all eternity. I'm afraid though that they might cause an "Animal Farm" style uprising that would then divide into two nations each ruled by one of them. Eventually an iron curtain would form between the two of them. How would we fair with a canine style Cuban Missile Crisis? I'm not sure what to do about their epic love hate relationship. Their interactions makes the Fraiser Ali rivalry look like a Village People reunion. One day hopefully they will both let bygones be bygones and share the couch, their food, chew toys, our undivided attention, and home in peace. Please little ones, I'm begging.
No comments:
Post a Comment